A THIGOH Sim Story: Tres Edition

[Treshulk]

I'm consolidating my images into one thread so we don't continue to leech off of Silly's pretty interior decorations. Also, y'all can make your own threads with your own stories. LET'S BEGIN!


Chapter 1 - Pool is Hard

Today was all about getting to know one another after we all settled in to the giant ugly mansion. I probably took too many screenshots, but oh well~





Silly doesn't approve of the new digs. I have to agree, this place is pretty fugly...! HMP stands behind her because he's a camera hog.




Byron hates babies.




HMP decided to walk up to Layton and give him a big ol' insult. Layton can barely hold back the tears!




I like to make Silly shit herself in fear. Keeps her on her toes, you know?




Layton's poisoned waffle trap for Byron is all going according to plan.




HMP hates white sofas.




Silly breaks a leg!




Byron isn't sure what to make of the giant bunny.




I don't know what happened here, HMP, but you clearly suck at pool.






Layton gets bored of the house, and retreats to All is Autism.




Byron tries hard to get Silly's attention... But Cupcake Wars is on. HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER.




I are is good art!!!!!!




Byron also hates white sofas. Byron... BAD RACCOON, BAD!




HMP cries at his lack of pool skills. I make fun of him behind his back! (Meanwhile, Byron runs away from the scene of the sofa crime.)




"That doesn't count, Tres! I'm still in the lead, and you can just go suck an egg!"




Layton and Byron, BFF's 4 lyf




"'Ey gurl..."




Mixed reactions to my bedtime announcement.




"My waifu </3..."




"Hey, guys. Can I join?"
"..."







The end.


Chapter 2 - What Was Missing

As I let my game play out, Layton started to say "Chobi chobyani choni" to HMP... And it was then that I remembered this house is not complete! I moved all of us to a better location, and then added a few folks.



Here comes BC, Midna, and a dashing Chobi! What sort of mischief will all of these folks add?




... This is pretty much the only interesting thing BC did. Other than... A notification that popped up saying, "BC wants to get to know the attractive Sim in his area!" <-- He thinks he apparently can hit it off with Silly!




Chobi is really sad he has a brand new bed, only because he never sleeps... Oh, what a waste!! (And HMP refuses to get dressed everytime he wakes up. Classic HMP...!)




Chobi and Layton have a man sleepover! I wonder if they're talking about girls, TEEHEE~~~~




Oh, by the way... VICKI is also included in the newcomers! She challenged me to a karaoke duet... I got into it way more than she did.




Silly was super jealous that I was singing with Vicki... Even though it was hurting her ears.




"We good."




Betches don't know 'bout Chobi's 2nd dinner skills. (Meanwhile, Midna admires a mirror in the background.)




D'OH CHOBI, YOU KNOW I CAN'T SAY NO TO THOSE EYES...


And just in case you were wondering where Byron has been this whole time...





Chapter 3 - True Colors

I have more happenings from the All is Autism household! Better candid shots of you guys, I think.





"Silly, you've got something in your teeth..."




"Did I geddit?!"




"You guys, politicians are so corrupt. They have money and shit, I mean... Shit, man!"




"They own everything we got, man! Nothing you have is yours, it can all be taken away!!"
"Even my house...?!"




"This is a crazy world we live in..."
"... You guys sure are deep."




HMP ain't afraid of pissing off admins. Fuck da police!




"So uh... You gonna take a shower, or what?"




In a moment of rare excitement, Vicki soiled her pants. She hopes nobody noticed.




Chobi has interesting taste in television.




HMP confronts me in the bathroom about my helmet being off. This is unacceptable!!




"THIS IS MY REAL FACE, HMP... THIS IS WHO YOU ARE LIVING WITH!!"
"Whoa, calm your tits, I was joking."




HMP sits down in childlike wonder as Vicki begins to recount a horrifying ghost story.




... I ruin it.




I like to serenade HMP when he needs to pee.




Byron meets a real raccoon, and his reality comes crashing down around him...




"YOU'RE SO SMALL, BYRON!"
"DEAR GOD, YOU'RE HUGE!"




Time for a pants-off, dance-off! ... Wait, we're keeping our pants on? Oh, sorry...




A moment of silence with the whole crew as we remember the ones who fell before us.
RIP BC
RIP Jesus

[HumanMeatPuppet]

Chobi reminds me of Dante. A lot.

[Deleted]

Can you share your Sims with me so I don't hafta recreate them?

[Treshulk]

You don't want to try to make your own versions ?

[HumanMeatPuppet]

Midna, you chump. That was the whole idea behind it!

[Treshulk]

I decided to put everyone's lives in ultra fast forward mode, so some relationships or better awkward situations would occur. These are a few of the things that have been going on with us!

• I had to make every adult in the family get a job so that they'd stop lounging around all day in nothing but pajamas. Silly has the actual career (medical field,) and Layton, HMP, Vicki, and I all work part time at the Salon & Day Spa. HMP keeps getting promoted... Apparently he's just really good at massaging old people.
• Midna and Chobi (the teens of the household,) both went to prom. Chobi kept commenting on the food and seeing people fall down, while Midna complained about getting shot down to dance from his "crush." Strangely enough, Midna came home suddenly being in a relationship with a joke Sim in my town, Mushy Greenbutt (a green alien girl with ugly pink hair.) I'm so sorry for your loss, Midna...
• Speaking of Midna, he has an extreme dance addiction. He'll get home from school and immediately go to the stereo and start dancing. He just can't seem to stop dancing, to the point where he will not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom. In fact, he collapsed in a puddle, unconscious one time from dancing so long.
• Byron is constantly going up to people and hissing at them. Byron, what is your problem with all of us? Are we not feeding you enough?!

Here's a few funny screenshots I had to stop and take pictures of.



HMP randomly decided to join Layton in bed one night. Don't worry, there wasn't any cuddling... much.




I apparently like to play tag with HMP in fancy clothes. I can still outrun him, even in those heels!




Layton and Vicki decided to pillow fight one night. Are there some feelings developing here <3?!




... I sense an awkward love triangle brewing!




Aaand, HMP is still really nice to Silly.

[HumanMeatPuppet]

You better watch yourself, Layton. Chobi is gunning for you. We have no clue what he's actually capable of!

[Silly]

I want MOAR, tres. MOOOOAR~

[Treshulk]

I had a short moment where I thought I'd check something on The Sims 3 recently, and of course it turned into an entire night + another day of playing it. I tried modding for the first time, but with just some simple stuff, like clothes, etc. Now you guys get more pictures whether you wanted it or not.  Live with it.

So, I kicked out Vicki and Midna, and replaced them with:

 

Whipihguh and a human Byron! 
I wanted to test out this version of Byron because everybody in the past seemed to ignore his animal version.  Plus, he really just kind of... Didn't do much other than jump on things and lick his butt. I'm hoping this will yield funnier results.

ANYWAY, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED~



whipihguh may not have been able to have a flaming head, but that won't stop him from lighting other parts of himself on fire.




"Who's this furfag...?"




Human Byron laughs at HMP's insecurities, Pet Byron ponders the same thing that's been on his mind since he came into existence...




"Vegetables?"




"Bathtub."




"... F This, where's HMP...?"




"You haven't been hanging out with me because you think I'm radioactive?!"
"... If only you knew the truth of my silence, my friend... My love... :'("




Meanwhile, more important emotionally charged events were occurring.




I can't taste you, but I can sure as hell pretend...! *Squish*


Next, it was time for everyone to go on their first trip outdoors.  Ever.  It was a trip to remember.



whipihguh got there in style.

When we all arrived at the park, we got very excited for the magic show or some crap.



Layton: "Magic."
Tres: "MAGIIIIIIC!"




Little did we know that the show would never start. My game was glitching, and nobody ever actually got on stage. As we waited, HMP got bored and went to crash some other stupid Sim's horrible picnic.  He dropped one hotdog, but then picked it up again and cooked it anyway.  Silly HMP!




Also... Some random Sim across the park complained of a crippling medical issue, and since I put Silly in the medical profession, she went to go have a look.




"Yes... Yes, I think we can go bigger."




"... Bigger?! SHE CAN GO BIGGER?!"



"Oh boy, can I get my teenage daughter giganto boobies, too?!  I was thinking like maybe quadruple F bre-- *COUGH, HACK.*"



"This appointment's over..."


Eventually, I got so bored of waiting for the show to start, I decided to make us all go to a night club.



Also, horse.




Cuttin' a rug while I pretend to know how to DJ.  HMP tries to pretend he isn't blind.




"Alright guys, that was Mary Had a Little Lamb REMIXED by DocTr3s!  I'm taking audience requests now!"
"Play Technologi--,"
"Alright! Here's Mary Had a Little Lamb again! AW YEAH!!"



Bonus game: Can you find the random Fat Midna Sim?  See back for answers!
(I didn't make this guy, I guess he's just a random neighbor in town, lol.)


...


Oh, and in case you were wondering where Chobi was this whole time:



He was havin' a grand old time catchin' surprise fireflies!  Looks fun, Chobi!  I bet y--




... Fun's over.

[HumanMeatPuppet]

Chobi's libido can't be handled by a single species. Everyone must experience the spreading of his seed!

Human Byron reminds me of a hipster. But I guess I'm blind, so what do I know?

whipiguh looks upset about 95% of the time. Probably because he wants to be a 'bad-ass Ronald McDonald' but just can't quite make it past an 'ass Ronald McDonald.' Don't worry, I'm into him. (He just doesn't know it yet)


Did I mention this is probably my favorite thread? I didn't? Good. Because it's not.

[Byron]

I'm surprised The Sims doesn't have an actual fursuit to put my human counterpart in.

[Treshulk]

I was surprised myself... I did find an "ear and tail" mod, but... I'll have to post pictures of why that one didn't pan out. lol

P.S. It was also hard finding a good suit because... Well... Only look up "Sims 3 Furry" or "Fursuit" if you want to see a surplus of dong.


EDIT: Here you go.



Problem #1: Ball(s).



Problem #2: Tried a dirty clothes look, but kinda makes you look even more like a "hipster."

[Byron]

I Googled the thing.

I found the distended, malformed humanoid/foxwolf mutant faces much more unsettling than the dongs.

[Silly]

Why was chobi arrested? I must know! Have there been any house fires yet? My sim houses almost always burn down within a few days.

[whipihguh]

Feb 19, 2014 7:36:27 GMT -5 HumanMeatPuppet said:

whipiguh looks upset about 95% of the time. Probably because he wants to be a 'bad-ass Ronald McDonald' but just can't quite make it past an 'ass Ronald McDonald.

I actually have a physical deformity called "bitchface". It is a legitimate medical condition, no matter what my doctor and therapist say.


I fully expect that there will be some sort of conflict that will occur between the twin Byrons, even if Pet Byron only thinks about "toilet". There can be only one!

[Silly]

Feb 19, 2014 18:09:03 GMT -5 whipihguh said:

I actually have a physical deformity called "bitchface". It is a legitimate medical condition, no matter what my doctor and therapist say.

A chick in my fourth grade class tried to tell us all that. "I'm not 'dogging' you. I have a medical condition, when I look to the side my whole face changes." --Holly, the chick with bitchface.

[Treshulk]

Feb 19, 2014 18:02:47 GMT -5 Silly said:

Why was chobi arrested? I must know! Have there been any house fires yet? My sim houses almost always burn down within a few days.

Chobi was arrested because he's a teenager, and apparently they have strict curfew laws in Sim land... I thought I had sent him home when I got the warning that he should be home before curfew, but I guess he didn't listen, lol.

And yes, there was a fire once! I am pretty sure Layton started it when he was trying to make waffles. I don't know why I didn't upload these:




I gave Vicki the "brave" personality trait as a joke, which definitely ended up saving everybody's buttocks here. Also, I just like how HMP had to have a double take with the fire. In his world, fire is not alarming.

Also, Bitchface is a serious medical condition! Stop being so ignorant!!

[HumanMeatPuppet]

Feb 19, 2014 19:40:18 GMT -5 Treshulk said:

Also, I just like how HMP had to have a double take with the fire. In his world, fire is not alarming.

Once you've met, loved, spat on, touched, fingered, fucked, finger-fucked, hated, loved again, and talked to a man with a flaming skull for a face, fire just isn't that interesting anymore.

[Silly]

So uh, you co-habitating with whipihguh? Dat's cool.

[whipihguh]

Love transcends all physical and supernatural boundaries.