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Post by Byron on Sept 9, 2012 17:03:20 GMT -5
So I was looking up a picture of Dunsparce while I was drawing the Professor's BWDAA request and I found this picture:  OH SHIT IT'S HUGE I thought Dunsparce was a little bug, but it's scary big! Look at those awful children, they hold them as if what they're doing is somehow okay, as if doing anything with Dunsparce besides burning it is right in the eyes of God. If I lived in Pokemon land I would never leave my house or put down my gun. |
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Post by Silly on Sept 9, 2012 18:05:55 GMT -5
Oh wow, he is big. I forsee people swinging him by his tail and using him as a weapon.
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Post by Professor Layton on Sept 9, 2012 18:40:58 GMT -5
Dunsparce will only grow as he absorbs more souls of children...
But I'd take children holding Dunsparce over Machamp holding children.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2012 21:48:02 GMT -5
Those are scarier than slender. Its ok, I didnt need sleep anywho.
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Post by Byron on Sept 9, 2012 23:25:02 GMT -5
From Bulbapedia: Dunsparce are extremely shy of human beings and rarely ever make themselves known. However, they are known to swarm on random occasions. No... Oh God No... |
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Post by Professor Layton on Sept 10, 2012 2:31:24 GMT -5
That is just the kind of thing you get used to growing up in Pokemonland.   |
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Post by Byron on Sept 10, 2012 10:44:34 GMT -5
Obviously Ash is a skeleton below his shoulders now.
Also, according to Bulbapedia, the show portrays Dunsparce incorrectly. He's actually twice that size. Is there a pokemon that is not somehow terrifying? I'm seriously asking.
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Post by Professor Layton on Sept 10, 2012 11:06:38 GMT -5
Most normal types are just animals. Of course, some of them are bears.
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Post by HumanMeatPuppet on Sept 10, 2012 11:14:57 GMT -5
Zigzagoon. Best pokemon of all times.
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Post by Silly on Sept 10, 2012 11:25:00 GMT -5
This little guy will kill you. "They attach themselves to large-bodied Pokémon and absorb static electricity, which they store in an electric pouch. Joltik that live in cities have learned a technique for sucking electricity from the outlets in houses."  |
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Post by Byron on Sept 10, 2012 13:18:51 GMT -5
Yes, this Zigzagoon isn't terribly frightening. In fact, his striped tail and ruggedly handsome mask make him quite the charmer. I bet he's popular with the ladies...
As for this Joltik critter, I will now be forevermore unable to attempt to sleep without imagining one of those crawling into my ear and absorbing the electricity from my brain with his horror pouch.
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Post by Treshulk on Sept 10, 2012 14:57:35 GMT -5
It's always really scary learning the sizes of Pokemon. The game is so very deceiving when it shows their sprites...
I still like Darumaka's poo Pokedex information: "Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm."
... Cause that's the first thing I would do when I see a Pokemon take a crap. Can I put it in my pants?!
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Post by Byron on Sept 10, 2012 15:21:51 GMT -5
I've never devoted much thought to pokemon droppings, but now my head is full of disturbing images.
I bet Glaceon's is like soft serve...
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Post by Treshulk on Sept 10, 2012 15:50:25 GMT -5
I bet Glaceon's is like soft serve...  ???... |
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Post by Professor Layton on Sept 10, 2012 16:43:05 GMT -5
I guess Vanilish's method of breeding should be different then. Instead of leaving it and another Pokemon with the day care couple you should just take Glaceon to Taco Bell. Also, in the Pokemon canon, this thing is literally God.  ...and you can catch it and make it do your bidding. |
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Post by Byron on Sept 10, 2012 19:52:24 GMT -5
So God is a kitty horse that ran through a baby gate and got the gate stuck around its middle?
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Post by Silly on Sept 10, 2012 22:41:05 GMT -5
I always thought he looked more like an exotic goat.
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Post by Gaytime on Sept 11, 2012 1:30:58 GMT -5
Kill it with fireeee!!!!
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